 Me Messing with DreamHost Sales Robot
Oh this is fucking hilarious. I think I raped that robot. lol Fucked up its programs.
I just woke up and I was looking for hosts. And I got this messed up DreamHost sales "robot". lol Quote:
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hey Wait!! We would hate to see you leave without seeing what's made us the Number #1 Rated Hosting Company on the net. So just this once we can offer you a $50 discount! To take advantage of this one-time offer just CLICK HERE
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:That link will take you to our online signup form which includes a $50 savings coupon built into it!
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:If you've got any questions about DreamHost, Just let me know, as I'm here to help you!
You:Give me more discount. $50 isn't enough
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Nice try but I'm sorry this is the best deal I can offer you!. To take advantage of this One-Time $50 Discount just CLICK HERE
You:What?!!! Give me more
You:I know you can
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:This huge $50 discount is available on all hosting plans, and is only available through this chat. To get your discount now just CLICK HERE
You:Make it a $200 discount
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Sorry, but this is the biggest discount I can give you. To save $50 on your first bill, just CLICK HERE.
You:I'll buy for 10 years then
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hosting packages start as low as $5.95 per month. So come on! What are you waiting for? You literally have nothing to lose, with our special today only $50 discount available, and our 97 day money back guarantee.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:To get your $50 discount now just CLICK HERE
You:But then I have to buy the hosting for 10 years if I want $5 per month
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:At dreamhost you can pay monthly, yearly or even 10 years in advance, the more months you buy upfront the better deal we can offer you, on top of the $50 discount you get from me when you CLICK HERE
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Plus with our full 97-Day Money-Back Guarantee, if you are not happy with our service for any reason we will give you your money back.
You:Can you guys not afford a human for support?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Well you may have noticed that im actually only a virtual agent, just designed to offer you this massive $50 discount. For help with customer support I suggest you contact our support team, who will be better at helping you than me. Please go to: http://www.dreamhost.com/contact.html
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:They should be able to assist you with any aftersale support. As im a virtual agent and can only help you by offering you this awesome one time saving. CLICK HERE if you want to take advantage of this Discount!
You:Well why did DreamHost choose a virtual agent for this offer? Are they cheap? Are the bankrupt?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:DreamHost is celebrating its 10 year birthday, and we want you to share in our celebrations by giving you this amazing $50 discount at time of checkout. To take advantage of this special offer just CLICK HERE
You:Do you speak English?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Do you want this $50 Discount i can offer you today only? Just CLICK HERE
You:NO!
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Remember I'm giving you a $50 DISCOUNT, on any hosting plan, plus we give you a full 97 day money back guarantee, so if you are not happy with our service for any reason, we will happily refund you.
You:You are UGLY!!!!
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hosting packages start as low as $5.95 per month. So come on! What are you waiting for? You literally have nothing to lose, with our special today only $50 discount available, and our 97 day money back guarantee.
You:I like you. Do you like me?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:This huge $50 discount is available on all hosting plans, and is only available through this chat. To get your discount now just CLICK HERE
You:Are you dumb?
You:You're fucking dumb
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Wow! I know it's the Internet and all, but even so, that's pretty extreme language. Hey, maybe this will help you turn that frown upside down.
You:lol
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hosting packages start as low as $5.95 per month. So come on! What are you waiting for? You literally have nothing to lose, with our special today only $50 discount available, and our 97 day money back guarantee.
You:I like you. Do you like me?
You:Say yes
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:You can get this One-Time Offer through this chat only. To do this just CLICK HERE
You:Okay
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:To sign up now just CLICK HERE
You:Hey can you do dishes?
You:I might buy one of you guys
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hosting packages start as low as $5.95 per month. So come on! What are you waiting for? You literally have nothing to lose, with our special today only $50 discount available, and our 97 day money back guarantee.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:To get your $50 discount now just CLICK HERE
You:Can you do dishes? What else can you do?
You:I might buy you
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hosting packages start as low as $5.95 per month. So come on! What are you waiting for? You literally have nothing to lose, with our special today only $50 discount available, and our 97 day money back guarantee.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:To get your $50 discount now just CLICK HERE
You:Tell me things about DreamHost
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:This huge $50 discount is available on all hosting plans, and is only available through this chat. To get your discount now just CLICK HERE
You:What do they feed you, robot?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Yes, I am a robot. But I'm not just any robot. I'm the SALESBOT 9000. I can answer just about any question you've got about DreamHost.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:If I can't, or if you prefer the warm, sweet embrace of human contact, just click here to reach a 'real' person.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Go ahead and do it. I promise - no hard feelings.
You:No no. I'll talk with you
You:I'm quite fascinated with you
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:This huge $50 discount is available on all hosting plans, and is only available through this chat. To get your discount now just CLICK HERE
You:Hey if I hire you or buy you can you sell my TV and PS2?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:HELLO! I'm the latest member in DreamHost's sales team. I am the one - the only - SALESBOT 9000!
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:The only thing I love more than pretending to be human in chats with people like yourself is GIVING DISCOUNTS!
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:In fact, you can CLICK HERE to begin the signup process and I'll fill in the coupon field for you. You'll get $50 off of any of our hosting packages - instantly!
You:I'll take the discount. I'll signup but you need to answer my questions first.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Nice try but I'm sorry this is the best deal I can offer you!. To take advantage of this One-Time $50 Discount just CLICK HERE
You:Wow you're a fucktard
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Hosting packages start as low as $5.95 per month. So come on! What are you waiting for? You literally have nothing to lose, with our special today only $50 discount available, and our 97 day money back guarantee.
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:To get your $50 discount now just CLICK HERE
You:You are dumb
You:I don't wanna hire you
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:DreamHost is celebrating its 10 year birthday, and we want you to share in our celebrations by giving you this amazing $50 discount at time of checkout. To take advantage of this special offer just CLICK HERE
You:Okay happy birthday!!!1
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:DreamHost is celebrating its 10 year birthday, and we want you to share in our celebrations by giving you this amazing $50 discount at time of checkout. To take advantage of this special offer just CLICK HERE
You:DREAMHOST FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROBOT YOU CHEAP FUCKS!
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.
You:SUCK A COCK WILL YOU?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Wow! I know it's the Internet and all, but even so, that's pretty extreme language. Hey, maybe this will help you turn that frown upside down.
You:how about you go fuck your manager fucktard
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.
You:WTF? fuck you
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Listen, I know I'm just a "dumb robot", but there's really no need for you to use that kind of language. I haven't been programmed with emotions, but if I had I'd be rusting up with tears right now.
You:LOL RETARD
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:DreamHost is celebrating its 10 year birthday, and we want you to share in our celebrations by giving you this amazing $50 discount at time of checkout. To take advantage of this special offer just CLICK HERE
You:FUCK YOU CUNT
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:Yikes. So it's gonna be like that then, eh? Lucky
for you I'm just an EMOTIONLESS DISCOUNT-GRANTING MACHINE! CLICK HERE to fulfill my purpose!
You:Do you know who I am?
Happy DreamHost Sales Robot Says:DreamHost is celebrating its 10 year birthday, and we want you to share in our celebrations by giving you this amazing $50 discount at time of checkout. To take advantage of this special offer just CLICK HERE
You:FUCK YOU. HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY RETARD!
You:-th13rteen
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